Homework

WHAT THEY TELL U
1. schoolwork done at home: schoolwork that students do outside of class or after school at home 2. preparatory work: preliminary research and study about a particular subject, especially in preparation for writing or talking about it (informal)
3.paid work done at home: work done at home for money, especially piecework
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REAL DEFINITION
1.Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
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